FlexiPants: Pants that move with you

                             Do you wish your steps were easier? That your strides were longer? That your pants didn't give you camel toe? Or crotch wad? Or having have a gaping waistband, tight thighs, or other pesky misfits in the caboose area? That the seat didn't wear out before everything else in your wardrobe? 95% of all pants on the market today in Ready-To-Wear are noted for their poor fit. Today I am happy to announce the first of our tailoring series, FlexiPants. After a lot of research, our shop has designed a series of fabric inserts that you can put in off the shelf pants purchased at your local retailer to restore the lost 20% extra freedom of motion pants used to have in the 1920s and 1930s due to different construction techniques. This helps you move faster and stretch farther than typical pants and as an added benefit can alleviate many of the typical problems associated the fact that most Americans have a larger than normal thighs, posterior, and in men's cases...family jewels...than the rest of the world. You can check-out our online store as we post a jeans and pants series this summer or drop by our Sales Office to get your own favorite pair done for $20/each women's pants, $25/each men's pants. We promise complete satisfaction or we'll restore your old fit within 30 days! 
                               If you would like to see these pants in motion, Nash will be wearing them indefinitely in the future as a former football player with large thighs he's struggled for years to find pants that fit him. Now, he no longer has this problem. To alter your pants properly we will need the following 3 measurements if you are a woman:

1. Natural Waist (Narrow Part where your belly button is)
2. Hip Measurement (How big you are at your widest point)
3. Upper Thigh Measurement (How much bigger than average you are around, this is especially true to active people such as runners, cyclists, martial artists, and anyone who is very active.

For a man, we need the following 4 measurements:

1. Natural Waist (Narrow Part where your belly button is)
2. Hip Measurement (How big you are at your widest point)
3. Upper Thigh Measurement (How much bigger than average you are around, this is especially true to active people such as runners, cyclists, martial artists, and anyone who is very active).
4. Family jewel size for international mens is 5 inches long and 1 inch around. 98% of all American men are larger than the international pants average. If you do not tell us this, we will fit for the pants as if you are an American sized 6 inches and 1 1/2 inches around because you are probably constricted on a daily basis without you realizing this just buying pants off the shelf. If you are more than this number, you can simply tell us by inch instead of specifics.

Have a great day everyone, check in tomorrow as we tackle shirts. I'm so pleased to finally start getting to release the results of a decade of research. I hope all of you can benefit from better clothing fits! :-)